Scene begins: Emily and Bill are sitting on the couch, watching TV and snuggling with the dog after dinner.
Emily: *small noise*
Bill: “Are you alright?”
Emily: “Yes… why?”
Bill: “I just heard you sigh.”
Emily: “No, that was a burp… High five for marrying a la-day!”
And then he high-fived me. Because we are the best couple ever.